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What and Who I Will Do For My Career by Devendra Banhart I woke up yesterday with a splitting headache. ” When I open my eyes I swear that Natalie was watching herself in . We were halfway through a MOMA screening of Conrad Clark’s eulogy for Beijing when Natalie whispered in my ear, “l can’t tell any of these characters apart.” This somehow seguewayed into a 40 minute argument about the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. But whenever it starts getting uncomfortable at all, she lets me know. “Let’s go see Nathan Englander read at Mc Nally Robinson,” she said excitedly, stealing a copy of a magazine with a very provocative cover. “Wes and I used to read parts of aloud before bedtime.” “Mention another one of your ex boyfriends and I swear I’ll give you a bloody eyeball, Queen Amidala.” “Let’s just go and if it’s bad, I’ll just soak a chamois of llama skin with my juices and weave it into your hair, poopsikins,” she said. She spent most of the reading finding dumb things to look at on her laptop.
Too much Burgundy, too much cocaine, and too much of her. Ever since my publicist hooked me up with this lew (what gentiles like me call lame jews) I have been enduring a never ending stream of this bullshit. Also, the first time we slept together, afterwards she asked me if that was how they did it in Venezuela. By the time she was going down on me in the bathroom closest to the Cy Twombly mural she felt we were closer than ever. Again, not a problem in itself, but instead of being like, slow down guy, she starts yelling, “Poopsikins! ” The first time she said it I was looking around for the camera. My agent talked me down after our first MOMA fight. “She’s a great girl, you just have to get to know her better. “Tao Lin makes me want to write the craziest things,” she screamed in St. She found an interview I’d done: Well, I said to myself, “What’s the title? feel words, extract the words from the songs, condense the record into a word or a couple of words, etc”.
They did a thing together for Interview Magazine and knowing her track record, there’s no doubt she had him in other ways too. And although friendship with Lilo certainly isn’t as life-threatening as friendship with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, it’s still not exactly something to be proud of it.
And it doesn’t get more rock bottom than Lindsay Lohan, does it?
Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A.
MAJOR downgrade…it’s all I’m sayin’…Thanks Sarah M!
Yes, I am judging him for being friends with Lindsay Lohan.
John Mayer, indisputably talented but at the same time a total cheese dick, undermining whatever artistic integrity he has with his incessant douchebaggery. Word is he’s certainly gifted but he’s also certainly a famewhore. Then when she went to rehab (for the third time) last year, he made her a CD and sent it along. I call it sh*t by association - not exactly something Natalie Portman would and should be proud of.
And now Natalie is dating a dude who rolls with the Lilo?
The only thing it is NOT is Tori Spelling and Donatella Versace. That’s what happens when you are friends with Lindsay Lohan.
Still, we do have to wonder if Dev Ban ever gets jealous about her love for Zach. Minutes before that last shot the Doggie was asked about Natalie’s portrayal of Princess Amidala. Actually, to be fair, at least one Gummer (hi, Brandon) thinks Scar Jo’s performance is compellingly odd enough/Sitek’s production so naval-gazing, that it works …
‘Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away.’ The star – who is said to have moved to LA to be closer to him – played a Bollywood princess in the spoof video.
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