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This day of trickery would probably be the only celebration when people do not wish for a day off as they can pull off a number of practical jokes on their friends from school and colleges to colleagues at workplace.

There are a number of theories like French Revolution or Julian calendar behind the origin of April Fools’ Day, but none of them is as concrete and amusing like the change in the Gregorian calendar.

April Fools’ Day 2017: 7 Easy pranks to play on your friends, family and colleagues on Fools’ Day.

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After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed.

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.

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A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you' Every time I have to carry my groceries up the stairs, I wish I had a boyfriend. Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..

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Hope your day is going better." Or, "My boss has my hair on fire. " The point is to make every flirt text vibrate with a witty sheen that makes the other person want to know you better. Length isn't just the enemy of humor; it's also a flirt-killer because it communicates neediness.

As in, you're so lonely and bored that you've just spent 15 minutes composing a text and you expect them to do the same. Once, a girlfriend showed me a text from a guy she was sort of interested in.

" In fact, you're putting the burden of providing value on them.

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